A day in the life of the Butlers...: A bird (not a mean one) and a dog

Things we never thought we would say...

Hey, eating the erasers off the pencil tops isn't healthy.
Do not lick the laptop.
Please do not stick barbie heads thru the shower curtain.
Please do not use your head like a drum.
Do not suck on the guinea pig water bottle.
Quit eating the dirty snow.
Underwear is not a necklace.
Let's say 'born' instead of 'pushed out'. k?
President Obama????????
What...you think wipes grow on trees?
Did you remember to take your pills today?
Oh, that scared me... I thought that baby deer was a mountain lion.
We need to pay off our account at the General Store...
Are you eating the toothpaste again?